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Love Your Spouse Day 4

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One of the veeeery few times Bev has had to abandon Al. Remember Martini Al + Sidecar Mimosa Al from yesterday? Yeah, even Hair of the Dog Al couldn’t fix that, and Bev had to leave a little piece of Al, and even some of her beloved Shake Shack behind that day. I promise. I will never let go, Al. I’ll never let go.

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Bev takes Al golfing. They both suck.

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Al comes on another Page family vaca!

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Airport bar Al, why you so expensive?

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Page family loves Al.

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Al, soaking up the sun in Tahoe.

Al7One of the worst versions of Al that Bev has ever seen. But, I still love you, Al.

For better, for worse, man.

-Bev

Day 1: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1209

Day 2: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1219

Day 3: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1230

Love Your Spouse Challenge Day 3

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My college friends told me about when they saw Al in Japan… Imagine my delight when I unexpectedly saw him in MyCity!

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Al had to take an earlier flight…

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My family set Al on fire at Christmas, and it was awesome. Hot Al. Hot.

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Mini Al. Why is everything so cute when it’s mini?

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Al likes to be treated like a lady. Southwest knows how to treat a lady. Everybody wins.

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Polish Al! Polish, as in pierogies, not as in a wax or varnish…

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Martini Al with a sidecar of Mimosa Al in Chicago. Martini Al + Sidecar Mimosa Al = Beverly Nappenstein.

In sickness and in health.

-Bev

Day 1: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1209

Day 2: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1219

 

Love Your Spouse Day 2

Bev’s version of the Facebook “Love Your Spouse Challenge” continues.

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This is the Henning House version of Al. Al loves the Henning House, because Al is strong at the Henning House. I love you, See-through Al.

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That time Al actually saved my life in Napa. I love you, Bubbly Al.

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One of Smokey G’s favorite pics of Al. Smoke and Al used to hang out a lot during “study hall” in high school. I love you, Throwback Al.

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Al at his finest. I love you, GutRot Al.

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The time Bev got drunk and could see a portrait of a dog in Al. I love you, Abstract Art Al.

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Al, I don’t remember this picture or when/where it was taken. I love you, Forgiving Al.

Al7Bev and Al take Switzerland! I love you, Swiss Al(p?). Mostly because due to sleep deprivation, Al overload, and the Swiss franc to American dollar conversion, I’m still unsure, but I think I paid somewhere around $49 for this little dose of you, Al.

For richer, for poorer.

-Bev

Please revisit that Swiss Al(p?) situation. It’s worth a second look, don’t you agree?

Day 1, in case you missed it: http://www.beverlygoldenstein.com/?p=1209

Love Your Spouse Challenge Day 1

We’ve all seen the “Love Your Spouse Challenge” on Facebook. In fact, I feel like that’s all I’ve seen on Facebook… But for some reason, I haven’t yet been tagged, so I decided to take my spouse’s and my talents here, to this blog, for the world to see. (nevermind the fact that 46 people follow this blog and I have over 600 Facebook friends, OK?)

Day 1 of the “Love Your Spouse Challenge” with my beloved. *Note: there are no pics of Bevvy here, as I cannot reveal my true identity. And, I prefer to keep the spotlight on my one and only, Al.

Al. Cohol.

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Bev holding Fruity Al at a 30th birthday party. It’s probably a good thing these things aren’t produced anymore. I love you, Al.

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Texan Al at Bev’s college bestie’s wedding weekend. I love you, Al.

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More Texan Al in San Antonio. Al was freezing. I love you, Al.

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Al brings all his damn friends to Bev’s 29th ChamPajama party. I love you and all your friends, Al.

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Responsible Al at Bev’s family vaca in the Lake of the Ozarks. Al rarely gets to hang out with Gatorade- Gatorade usually comes to the party well after Al. They had fun together, but it turns out, Gatorade doesn’t help Al as much as Bev’s family thought she would. We still choose to keep these two mostly separated. I love you, Al. (and Gatorade. I love you too, Gatorade!)

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Al goes to Mexico for Bev’s 30th! Al- freezing again! I love you, Al.

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Classy Al attends a Santa Fe bed and breakfast with Bev, Fawn, and Anastasia. Bev sometimes shares Al. In a totally non-kinky way. We love you, Al.

One down, sex to go! Hahahahahaha.

-Bev

 

 

Bottom Feeders

This is a public “Thank You” to my readers who send Snapchats to either a) individual friends or b) your story. Not both.

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Those of you who do both? You’re right up there with mass holiday texters, Kanye, and people who eat at “Chipolte” to me. 

-Bev

F.A.F.

I vividly remember petting this seal at Sea World when I was about seven or eight. 

I also vividly remember not being able to wait to get home to give myself (hands, arms up to elbows) a thorough scrub-down. These were pre-hand sanitizer days… (which I can’t use anyways because of my hyperhidrosis. That’s another post.)

The OCD is real. The OCD has been real.

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-Bev

The Writing is on the Wall

I’ve misplaced a brand new pack of gum in my car, and this is the forecast for MyCity for the next week.

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This is not going to end well.

-Beverly MyCarSmellsLikeMint Goldenstein

Into the Limelight

We all know that ol’ Smokey G has become a bit of an internet sensation on this here blog (which is exactly how he would say it), but lemme tell y’all- MamaG is vying for the spotlight.

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Happy Saturday.

-Bev

(Yes, I will update if she gets a crack pic.)

 

F.A.F.

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Two facts:

*That picture is of Bev on a horse.

*I met someone today whose roommate has a chinchilla named Frances.

Life? It’s good.

-Bev

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I dug up some pretty nice pics while at Smoke and MamaG’s in Mayberry, and I thought you, my lovely audience, might like to see just a few. The cool part of these pictures is that they all actually include Bev and an animal. Obviously, these pictures are all from the 80s and 90s, as Bev literally hasn’t touched or interacted with any animals since at least, like, 2003 (except that one time when I passed out while helping a group friends make some brownie desserts for another friend’s wedding, and they drunk posed me with the hostess’ dogs- I don’t count that). The other cool thing about these pictures if that the original photos are clear, but since Bev’s phone is a little banged up (see this post), it takes blurry pics when close up, so Bev can still keep her identity concealed. Paparazzi and all, ya know?

Anyway, I’m headed down to Aunt Zelda’s for coffee here in a few minutes, and I’m busy packing up my surely-over-50-pound suitcase, so here’s the first of three Bev-inspired-and-included Funny Animal Fridays (fitting that it’s Saturday):

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That’s Bev on the rider mower. Casually driving Smoke and our dog around the yard in a wagon.

Yep.

-Bev