Funny Animal Friday

This week’s F.A.F. is quite near and dear to my heart, as this is the first edition in which I know the animal. Like, legit, I know this dog (not biblically… don’t go there, people). I actually saved her little canine life once. OK, maybe I didn’t exactly save her life, per se. But I did happen to find her the one and only time she magically escaped from her house/yard, and I happened to be on my way over, walking down the sidewalk with a bottle of wine, and basically clapped at her/chased her away from the street until Fawn heard the racket came out and got her. I probably would’ve even picked her up had she actually gotten too close/ran into the street (if I could’ve kept her in one hand and the bottle of wine in the other, that is).

It also happens to be this little lady’s birthday tomorrow, so feel free to leave Miss Maddie some birthday wishes in the comments below. I’ll take screen shots and text them to her. (She wants to be a subscriber, but her mom refuses to get her a smart phone until she’s a teenager, which is bullshit. I help her out when I can, and she mostly agrees to stay away from me when I go to her house.)

Here she is, 4 years, 364 days old as of this posting, and probably currently dreaming of this year’s birthday cupcake… Maddie:

Happy birthday, Mads! I’ll keep working on Mom about that smart phone, and enjoy your yearly cupcake! 

Your friend (from afar),

-Bev