I’m just wondering if they were buying or selling? -Beverly “Mean, Drunk, and Smelly” Goldenstein…

Remember on Tuesday when I told you to come back to hear about how my cousin, Timmy, sold a mouse-infested car to this little sister, Bessie? Well, here we go. I…

Swale is the subject of our second edition of Small Town Spotlight, and, while it was also a part of the former rival high school, I don’t hate it nearly as…

Remember the shit-holes from last week? I guess they weren’t as shit-holey as UB thought. -Beverly “Glass Half-Full” Goldenstein…

How was the holiday weekend, folks? What’d you do on the 4th of July? Because I incinerated a dead mouse in my cousin’s oven. Yes, you read that correctly. You see,…

I bet this guy’s real busy these days. #RonaDayz -Beverly “Wear Your Mask and Wash Your Hands” Goldenstein…

If Smoke and MamaG’s house goes up in flames in the next week, don’t be alarmed. It’s just me using the treadmill. No, it doesn’t have an electrical issue. I’m just…

If you know any farmers, you know that one of their favorite activities is to take “crop tours”- literally just driving around looking at fields. Sometimes there’s a roadie involved, sometimes…

But, which is it? You thought it was spin art or nobody told you there was anything there, MONICA? -Beverly “I’ll Never Eat That Again” Goldenstein…

This sounds like a new series Bev will be starting, but it’s really just going to be a one-hit wonder. (Or oneder- remember that? That Thing You Do? Man, I liked…