I’m headed in the direction of Mayberry tomorrow and all I can hope for is an opportunity to shoot at the birds shitting in the pool. -Beverly Oakley-Goldenstein…

Oh, how I wish I could’ve been the caretaker. I would’ve made sure to release those cockatiels in really nice weather with “Let it Go” playing softly in the background before…

Uncle Bart and (cousin) Timmy attended a bachelor party and I received this as they drove home that Sunday. It brings me great joy. -Beverly “We’ve All Been There, Timmy” Goldenstein…

There are times that, no matter how many times I read the headline, I can’t understand what the hell is going on.  This is one of them. I think it’s the…

Well, (other than a pre-scheduled UB Snap post) it’s been pretty quiet around here lately and, for once, it was purposeful. I took some time away from posting on all of…

-Beverly “There are Easier Ways to Die, Bro” Goldenstein…

Uncle Bart trolls Aunt Sue. -Beverly “All She Eats is Greek Yogurt and Beer” Goldenstein…

In case you guys don’t have any Memorial Day plans yet… Just don’t forget your mask, OK? -Beverly “Wonder if it was Red or White?” Goldenstein…

Like Smoke, Uncle Bart is a farmer, and, like all farmers around the world, they obsessively watch the weather. And that weather can really impact their mood (for better or worse).…

I mean, this headline is funny and all, but… wouldn’t she be 74 with that sentence? Because, like, 51 + 23 = 74? -Beverly “Make Math Great Again” Goldenstein…