Kimmy K

Funny Animal Friday

Mayberry Moments

  • Sunday Punday

    Bev is somewhat of a “wellness coordinator” at work and this means that I instituted a book club this year. I’ve never participated in a book club before, so in true…

  • A Real Conondump

    So, one of my blog rules is to not talk about poop, and yesterday’s post brought me dangerously close to a line I don’t want to cross, but I feel like…

  • Well, Crap

    Please, oh, please carefully read the caption on this Instagram photo I don’t know if I’m a 7th grade boy or what, but this makes me cry-laugh. Like, this poor man…

  • Bart Snap Recap

    Oh, your uncles don’t drink cheap tequila and Coke Zero? (Like, together) And send you Snapchats of said concoction in the middle of the day? Oh. -Beverly “I Get Goosebumps Looking…

  • DMM

    I saved this headline from 2015, which means this woman would be nearly 105 years old now. I have no doubt she survived the ‘Rona. -Beverly “Not All Heroes Wear Capes”…

  • Sunday Punday

    Often times when I go to a party (remember parties?) or bring something for a work potluck (remember work potlucks? [less fondly than we remember parties, amIrite?]), I bring buffalo chicken…

  • Sueturday

    I know I told you I don’t have a Spot Sue Saturday post for you, and this is still, disappointingly, true. I do, however, have a funny Sue story to share…

  • (Uncle) Bart Snap Recap

    I don’t currently have any Spot Sue Saturday posts for you but I can do you one (maybe?) better. As you know, Uncle Bart is an avid Snapchatter (which is why…

  • Daily Mail Monday!

    Willie Nelson: The Michael Jackson of country music? -Beverly “16? Really, Bro?” Goldenstein…

  • Soap Dealer

    Guys, I mean… I don’t wanna say I called this, but… I called this. Check out this post. Specifically, bullet point a and footnote 1.  -Beverly “The Tipsy Gypsy” Goldenstein…