Yesterday, I posted an Instagram story of a grape talking to a glass of wine like they were long-lost relatives and I got a lot of messages asking if I had…

Are you guys at home? Because you should be. And if you aren’t, go home. And stay there. This social distancing/self-quarantining happening around the country has us all spending a LOT…

Well, the shit has hit the proverbial fan, and I believe we are in for eight weeks (+) of craziness here in the U. S. of A. It goes without saying…

Raise your hand if you’re hoping that this Coronavirus bullshit is going to forever eliminate hand-shaking as the accepted American greeting? Me. I am. I’m raising my hand. I’m raising both…

Anastasia and I recently drove around to judge the shit out of look at Christmas lights around OurCity. It never ceases to amaze me that people will go out and spend…

Many of us just wrapped up our final week of work before the new year and, with the holiday season, often comes the good ol’ Secret Santa gift exchange at work.…

Have you ever been making dinner in an open pan, then dropped a glass of wine due to the condensation on the outside of the glass because you set it in…

Read this article. Just read it. Christmas Cards and Apostrophes in Your Last Name Don’t Belong Together. Here’s Why. Maybe even read it again. -Beverly “PLURALS DON’T NEED APOSTROPHES” Goldenstein…

One of my coworkers was wearing a very sparkly holiday vest today and I complimented her on it and then dropped a little, “You look very vestive, Jackie!” Then I dropped…

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! On this great day of feasting and trying not to think about how we might actually be celebrating the mass whitewashing/genocide of Native Americans, I’d like to take…