Meanwhile, Back on the Farm

Well, it’s not every day that you call your mom and she asks if she can call you back because she’s havin’ a few beers with Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue.

Well, escyouse me, MamaG…

This also got me thinking about a pretty good first ‘guest post’ idea. You see, Uncle Bart recently went to the Humane Society to try to purchase a cat. I truly don’t want to give out any details, because I want you to hear it straight from the horse’s… keyboard, but it’s pretty funny, and would be an excellent followup to my dog hatred rant the other day.

When I hatched this genius plan, I sent a group message to some family members, asking if Uncle Bart would indulge me.

His response?

“Maybe if it rains.”

Farmers in the spring, man. Farmers in the spring.

Oh, and where was Smokey G for this beer-drinking session, you ask?

There he is!

Three surgeries, one heart attack, and approximately 129 days without a ‘cigly’ and the man is back, baby.

*Sidenote: spring planting is going swimmingly, and Smoke is literally possibly going to finish planting corn earlier than ever before- tonight! Feel free to have some Black Velvet in his honor. (and a cigarette… just don’t mention the cigarette if he’s around)

-Bev

P.S.- if you happen to know/live near Uncle Bart, harass him to write his Humane Society recap. Or at least have him tell you the story.

P.P.S.- literally got the text from MamaG that they’re done planting corn. 

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