Today, I thought I had grown two new age spots, like, literally overnight. When I went to the bathroom after lunch at work, I noticed I had two new light brown speckles- one right under my right eye, and one on my right nostril.
After further investigation, I discovered that the ‘age spots’ were actually just a little leftover splatter from the balsamic caramelized onions I had on my salad at lunch. A hit and runion, if you will.
-Bev
Right nostril. Hit and runion. MY NOSE IS PUNNY, GUYS.
I’m taking a shot of ZzzQuil and going to bed now.
2 Comments
Marcella
September 8, 2016 at 7:52 amDear bevs it seems you are most funniest when completely strung out from working too hard and bein real sleepy.
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September 8, 2016 at 4:05 pmMarcella- thanks? 😉