Merry Kimsmas 10

The First North West, your mother did say,
Your dad is a shithead, his name’s Kanye.
I can’t believe I married this creep,
On a warm Italian day, and nothing was cheap.

North West, North West, North West, North West,
In hopes of Beyoncé, I covered my breasts!

I looked up and ain’t no Jay,
Names were etched in marble- make them pay!
How dare Jayoncé stand us up?
Mom promised the paparazzi closeups!

North West, North West, North West, North West,
With myself, I am so obsessed.

-Beverly Northenstein

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