Merry Kimsmas 8

You know Kimmy and Kourtney and Mason and Northie
Don’t get me started on Kendall and Kylie.
But do you recall
The most real Kardashian of all?
Khloe, the drunkest Kardash
Also has a big, fat ass.
And if you ever saw it,
You’d appreciate its mass.
All of the other sisters
Used to laugh and call her names
They didn’t think poor Khloe
Deserved the money or the fame.
Then one foggy L.A. night,
Lamar came to say,
“Khloe with your ass so fat
Won’t you be my wife with ‘dat?”
Then how the sisters loved her
As they shouted out with glee,
Lamar, the sex-fueled cokehead,
He’ll earn us a front-page spread!