Spot Sue Saturday

I’m back with another rendition of #SSS, and before you get into this week’s photos, I just want to tell (or remind) you all that Aunt Sue likes beer. I mean, she really, really likes beer.

She went through a big Blue Moon phase. Like, BIG Blue Moon phase. There used to be a cat roaming the Page farm named Blue Moon.¹

There was also an incident where Aunt Sue cracked open her first beer of a Friday afternoon juuuuust before someone pulled into the driveway and stopped in for some reason. It must not have been quite 5:00 because Suzie Q quickly popped her beer into one of her kitchen cupboards so the visitor wouldn’t see her tipping one back.

She found the (nearly full) beer in her cabinet days later.

I’m not here to embarrass Sue, but I feel like that background knowledge is important for today’s (and upcoming weeks’) post(s).

Aunt Sue eats street meat with her beer. I thought for a second those were Uncle Bart’s feet in the background, but a) that wouldn’t make sense with the camera angle, and b) those aren’t Crocs flip flops. Yes, UB wears Crocs flips.

I think she’s trying to Postmate herself a beer.

Found one.

Aunt Sue: “Have any beer on there?”

Found another one.

How many beers do you think she has in the purse in this photo?

I really hope y’all dig this series… because, even though Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue landed back in Mayberry² today, I think I have at least fifty more photos of Sue drinking beer in Asia. 

-Bev

¹I hated that cat, (just by default) but not nearly as much as I hate the cat currently roaming the Page farm. His name is Mowgli, and I hate him by default, but also by the fact that he is a jungle cat. (more on him later)

²Well, in River City. Mayberry Municipal Airport is… currently… out of service?