Kickoff

When I picture myself blogging, I envision myself as Carrie Bradshaw. I sit at a desk in a very chic NYC apartment, blogging away on my state-of-the-art Apple laptop. Sometimes, my friends come and stand in the street, yell for me to come down, and I quit ‘working’ and we go get drinks.

When I actually blog, I am not Carrie Bradshaw. I am more of a mix of Chris Farley, Khloe Kardashian, and the homeless guy on Carrie Bradshaw’s corner. I sit on the floor of my less than chic basement apartment, blogging away on my state-of-the-art Apple laptop.¹ Sometimes a squirrel stands outside my window. He doesn’t yell for me, and we don’t go get drinks. Well, maybe the squirrel does. Who knows.

Anyhoo, here it is friends. The blog you’ve all been waiting for. OK, like 4 of you have been waiting for it. And the rest of you, I paid in beer to come visit the site.

-Bev

¹– the only reason I have the state-of-the-art Apple laptop is because my old HP a) hasn’t had a working 6 key in 6 months, which was fine until I moved, and there’s a 6 in my new address, b) has slowly fried all of my internal organs over the years, c) weighs more than a baby horse, and d) legit won’t turn on.