#SpotSueSaturday

So, Uncle Bart and Aunt Sue are on an amazing month-long South American vacation. Which is awesome. Uncle Bart is obsessed with Snapchat. Also awesome. 

When you put these two things together, you get a recipe for some epic pictures, and a new (short-lived) series here on bg.com… Spot Sue Saturdays. It seems that Uncle Bart is spending every waking moment of said South American holiday taking photos of Aunt Sue.

And Aunt Sue hates getting her photo taken. Which makes this all very hilarious.

Dinner photo 1/infinity. (I really wish I knew how to make an infinity symbol with a keyboard)

Sue wants to kill Bart, Vol. 1.

Bart jumps in for a quick pic.

I really hope this is supposed to read, “Sue’s tenderloin sandwich…” and that UB isn’t getting raunchy. It’s anyone’s guess.

Sue is often cold. #ShoulderCardigan

Sue wants to kill Bart, Vol. 2

Like, please just picture your aunt walking down the street in a tropical locale while her husband takes photos of her like paparazzi. 

Aunt Sue hearts cervezas. 

I know you’re wondering where Sue is in this one- that’s her pink shoulder, top right.

It should be noted that Aunt Sue weighs 105 pounds soaking wet, and probably ate four of those French fries and a bite of that steak.

Things you should know after reading this post:

*These represent 1/6 of the pictures I’ve saved, and Bart and Sue don’t return home for two more weeks.

*These 62 pictures are the ones my ass was fast/sober enough to get the screen shot.

*These 62 pictures were taken after I received enough photos telling me I should start capturing them for a compilation.

*These 62 photos usually come in 6-8 at a time when Bart and Sue hit wi-fi.

*While this series is planned to be a short six weeks or so (depending on the material Bart sends in the next two weeks), this may be the first, last, and only installment… remember how I said earlier that Aunt Sue doesn’t like having her picture taken? Well, we’re about to find out how she feels about having it plastered all over the internet for millions thousands hundreds tens of people to view.

Good thing she’s in South America. 

-Bev