F.A.F.

Meet Clint.

Clint is gay, but not ‘out’ to his family (except for his favorite brother, Amos). Clint and Amos’ parents are incredibly conservative Trump supporters, and he’s scared they’ll shoot him if he comes out of the closet. 

Clint has been in a super happy relationship with his partner, Theodore, for over eight years now. They enjoy drinking the expensive scotch Clint steals from his dad, watching reruns of the Andy Griffith Show, and golfing. Well, Clint golfs, and Theodore drinks Chardonnay and drives the cart. Theodore is kind of the Bev in the relationship, obviously.

Theodore and Clint would like to get married, but Clint is a brown bear and Theodore is a grizzly. And in the bear world, that’s just too complicated.

-Bev

*Sidenote: This picture was taken on a recent vacation to Zimbabwe. Clint just loved swimming at the local mudhole with the hippos. Theodore doesn’t do nature water, so he snapped the pic.

Again, Theodore = Bev. #ChlorinatedWaterForLife