Repeat Offenders

We all have those one or two drinks that kinda kill us, right? Like, maybe, for at least three years, whenever you tasted Sunny Delight, you tasted Crown Royal, and wanted to die? Which sucked because you were like 18, and your 92-year-old great grandma always had Sunny D and insisted you have a glass? That happened to one of my friends, man. I heard it sucked.

Kinda like how it sucked when she was a senior in high school, and drinking Fuzzy Navels was kinda cool, and went to visit her friends, Trish and Liza at college. Everything was going well until my friend got in the shower and used Trish’s peach-scented shaving cream and almost projectile vomited on her shower caddy (remember being in college and using a shower caddy?). 

Yeah, well, let’s just say, Bev tried coconut-flavored LaCroix today (Spring Break Half Detox and all…) and almost went into convulsions at the office. I was immediately transported to 2002, in my college bar, drinking , and listening to this song:

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Also, this happens to other people, right? Tasting alcohol when you aren’t drinking? Someone just say yes.

-Bev

P.S.- I don’t remember a specific incident with one Fuzzy Navel, but I sure do remember the SunnyD/Crown Royal situation, and it is another post for another day. I mean, my friend. My friend can’t remember.