F.A.F.

You know who owns this cat? The Trader Joe’s worker who made the bestworst joke of all time yesterday.

I went in to TJ’s, solely to pick up some smoked salmon for my breakfast (like the good HalfJew that I am), and was in the check out lane. A second worker came up to my cashier, and said, “Wow, be careful, it looks like this customer knows how to pick lox.” (give yourself a second to get it…)

That guy would totally do this to his cat. Because he definitely has a cat.

-Bev