“Nice Mullet” (here’s hoping you all get the Lebowski reference)

I recently worked out with a fairly young, fairly cute girl with a more than fairly terrible mullet haircut. It was totally awesome, though, because I spent the entire 60-minute class trying to come up with reasonable reasons this girl would have this hair.

Hipster?

Drunken dare?

She’s an actress, and it’s for a part?

Sober dare?

Witness protection program?

Beauty school bargain?

She has kids, and one of them cut it?

She’s an apparition from 1991?

Anyway, I should probably become a lifestyle blogger. What, with all my half detoxing, weight loss programs, and now, workout advice.

-Bev Fonda