I just stopped at Trader Joe’s on my way home, and was trying out the sample (lentil salad with parmesan crips and feta), and pretending to look at the ingredients like I was going to buy them (that’s what we all do when eating TJ’s samples, right?). Of course, the sample peddler was asking me what I thought, and I said something along the lines of how I liked it but I was “new to the cold lentil game” which was, I guess, my excuse for not buying the loot?
New to the cold lentil game. #PutThatOnMyTinderProfile #PossibleBookTitle #SheProbablyCalledSecurity #CanIEverShowMyFaceThereAgain?
It was…. it was just like this moment again.
Oh, and this one.
-Beverly Goldenstein
Specializing in Awkward Comments Since 1983.
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