I Wasn’t Even Drunk…

If I had a dollar for every time I cracked/shattered my phone screen I… well, I would have $3/$115 of a new phone screen.

Shit.

-Beverly “Butterfingers” Goldenstein

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    Hattori Hanzo
    July 9, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    “The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.”

    -W.W.

    P.S. I miss your teacher friend. We never had happy hour.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      July 11, 2016 at 6:04 pm

      I miss my teacher friend too. And, well, I think we had lots of happy hours. Just not together.

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