Apparently, Barack gave a speech last night. I only know this because of others’ posts on Facebook, as I consider it a crime against myself to become involved in politics. That is, until recently, as there is a monumental travesty being committed against the American public, and I am here to call it out. No, not the fact that some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company. Let’s just take a quick look at the facts….
-Cookie Dough Oreos
-Birthday Cake Oreos
-Golden Oreos
-Mint Oreos
-Peanut Butter Oreos
-Red Velvet Oreos
America, it’s time to take a stand, and demand what we deserve. Which is…
Oreo multi-packs. Pre-packaged, or build-your-own at the store (similar to the paradise that is build-your-own 6-pack). While American Sniper is enjoying its (well-deserved) moment in the spotlight, I know there’s another real American hero waiting in the wings at Nabisco. Come out of the cookie closet, my friend. Your fellow patriots are waiting.
-Bev
7 Comments
Muffy
January 25, 2015 at 5:57 amIf my boyfriend read this, he would dump me immediately…for you. But since he doesn’t (yet, I don’t think?), I’m going to take credit for your idea and see where it gets me.
Thanks Bev!
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
January 25, 2015 at 8:48 pmI’m happy to help whenever possible.
An advice column is in the works… Stay tuned.
Karen May
January 24, 2015 at 6:58 pmLove you Bev.
Maude
January 23, 2015 at 1:06 amBev, excellent point and I wholeheartedly hope that Nabisco pays close attention to your suggestion. I would also request that those amazing flavored Oreos (especially the mint) be sold in the perfect snack size serving like the originals.
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
January 24, 2015 at 2:31 pmI should just start working for Nabisco.
Gretta
January 24, 2015 at 4:24 pmI sure hope they figure out a way to dip those red velvets in white chocolate.
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
January 24, 2015 at 9:11 pmSame here, Gretta. Same here.