The Real State of the Union Address

Apparently, Barack gave a speech last night. I only know this because of others’ posts on Facebook, as I consider it a crime against myself to become involved in politics. That is, until recently, as there is a monumental travesty being committed against the American public, and I am here to call it out. No, not the fact that some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company. Let’s just take a quick look at the facts….

-Cookie Dough Oreos

-Birthday Cake Oreos

-Golden Oreos

-Mint Oreos

-Peanut Butter Oreos

-Red Velvet Oreos

America, it’s time to take a stand, and demand what we deserve. Which is…

Oreo multi-packs. Pre-packaged, or build-your-own at the store (similar to the paradise that is build-your-own 6-pack). While American Sniper is enjoying its (well-deserved) moment in the spotlight, I know there’s another real American hero waiting in the wings at Nabisco. Come out of the cookie closet, my friend. Your fellow patriots are waiting.

-Bev

 

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7 Comments

  • Reply
    Muffy
    January 25, 2015 at 5:57 am

    If my boyfriend read this, he would dump me immediately…for you. But since he doesn’t (yet, I don’t think?), I’m going to take credit for your idea and see where it gets me.

    Thanks Bev!

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      January 25, 2015 at 8:48 pm

      I’m happy to help whenever possible.

      An advice column is in the works… Stay tuned.

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    Karen May
    January 24, 2015 at 6:58 pm

    Love you Bev.

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    Maude
    January 23, 2015 at 1:06 am

    Bev, excellent point and I wholeheartedly hope that Nabisco pays close attention to your suggestion. I would also request that those amazing flavored Oreos (especially the mint) be sold in the perfect snack size serving like the originals.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      January 24, 2015 at 2:31 pm

      I should just start working for Nabisco.

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        Gretta
        January 24, 2015 at 4:24 pm

        I sure hope they figure out a way to dip those red velvets in white chocolate.

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          beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
          January 24, 2015 at 9:11 pm

          Same here, Gretta. Same here.

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