The first half of this Funny Animal Friday has been planned for a while, and I’ve been excited to bring it to you.
If you’ve been reading Bev for a while, then you’ve been introduced to Dave. Dave is a cousin of my friend, Petunia Smalls, and one of my favorite animals, mostly due to the fact that she is a female named Dave.
And also, because she wears outfits like this:
I mean, that’s a Jansport backpack, guys. Bev doesn’t have a Jansport backpack. Dave, you damn hipster, you!
Now, with all of that being said, the second half of this post comes as a complete shock, and a real blow to the F.A.F. community.
I received a text earlier this week from my good pal, Petunia, that Dave has passed onto Hamster Heaven. Or Guinea Pig Heaven. Maybe Gerbil Heaven? I really have no clue, but the point here is: Dave is gone. Of course, she’s in a better place, but that doesn’t make it easier on any of us down here. Rest in Peace, Dave.
I’d like to invite you all to take a moment to remember Dave. Dave was a loyal hamster. Or guinea pig or gerbil. Dave made a great pilgrim, and Dave had impeccable taste in red wine.
Savor your memories of Dave, my friends. For she is was a female named Dave.
Petunia Smalls and family, our hearts go out to you.
-Bev
P.S.- in lieu of flowers, please send cases of white wine to:
Beverly Goldenstein
35 NorthWest Silver Bullet Boulevard
MyCity, USA 12345
It’s what Dave would’ve wanted.
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