Scientific Theories

I’m testing out a new theory today. It’s called the “If I Bring My Coworkers Doughnuts, They’ll Forget About My Donut Tire, Right?” theory.

I’ll let you know.

Also, regarding the spelling of ‘doughnut’…. I’ve decided that ‘donut’ = weird little tire, and ‘doughnut’ = cake-like pastry that makes people lose their ever-loving minds.

In any case, I’ll take powdered sugar, maple-glazed, or anything with bacon on it.

-Beverly Goldenstein

Donut Tire Extraordinaire 

Established March 2015