I wish you had all been here just now, when I was peeing and spotted a spider on the toilet paper roll right next to me.
I won’t provide you all of the details, but let’s just say, #TinyBitOfPeeOnTheFloor is trending in the Goldenstein casa right now.
I mean, I know you probably don’t wish you had been here just now, when I was peeing and spotted a spider on the toilet paper roll right next to me. But I do.
#Ninja #CatLikeReflexes #EasilyStartled #IJustScrubbedTheDamnFloorOnSaturday #Disinfectant #TMI
-Beverly GoldenPeen
2 Comments
Maude
October 18, 2016 at 9:31 amBAHAHA! Remind me to tell you about M coming into our room in the middle of the night and waking up the yelling flailer.
MamaG
October 17, 2016 at 8:55 pmOh my! Spider or fire??