Took Ten Years Off Of My Life

I wish you had all been here just now, when I was peeing and spotted a spider on the toilet paper roll right next to me.

I won’t provide you all of the details, but let’s just say, #TinyBitOfPeeOnTheFloor is trending in the Goldenstein casa right now. 

I mean, I know you probably don’t wish you had been here just now, when I was peeing and spotted a spider on the toilet paper roll right next to me. But I do.

#Ninja #CatLikeReflexes #EasilyStartled #IJustScrubbedTheDamnFloorOnSaturday #Disinfectant #TMI 

-Beverly GoldenPeen

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    Maude
    October 18, 2016 at 9:31 am

    BAHAHA! Remind me to tell you about M coming into our room in the middle of the night and waking up the yelling flailer.

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    MamaG
    October 17, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Oh my! Spider or fire??

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