#CraigslistAd

I know I’ve been absent (sorry, man), but I’ve got a time-sensitive matter on my hands here… If any of you think that you could teach me how to successfully rent a movie off of iTunes, and actually watch it on my laptop (before it expires because I can somehow start it but then not watch it), I would gladly pay you an amount equivalent to what I’ve spent renting (and subsequently, wasting) movies off iTunes for the last … eight years or so. 

Which is probably nearly $100 at this point.

Same goes for someone who can teach me how to successfully connect to the free TV on Southwest Airlines every. damn. time. I fly.

And why do they advertise Free Wi-Fi, but you have to be in airplane mode, but then when you’re in airplane mode and try to connect to Wi-Fi, it says you can’t be in airplane mode?

I think I live my life in airplane mode.

I need to be in some sort of assisted living facility. BECAUSE I NEED ASSISTANCE. WITH LIVING.

-Bev