Bev’s Gratitude Journal

Well, we’ve reached the month of thankfulness, and I’d like to kick it off with a short post about some things for which I am grateful (GODDAMN I’m so Midwestern, and I REALLY want to say ‘things I am grateful for’… I digress). I’ll be periodically sharing some gratitude posts throughout the month, and I encourage you to share some things you appreciate in the comments.¹

Today, I am thankful that my mom doesn’t get to see how I load my dishwasher. #SorryMamaG #ButNotReally #JustThrowShitInThere

And for the toenail that survived a chair being dropped on it today (polish, not so much, but that’s getting fixed tomorrow).

And for Game 7. Hey, Chicago, whaddya say?

-Bev

¹Don’t worry. I won’t post this shit every day. Y’all don’t need the emails, I am probably too self-absorbed to come up with something for every day, and I plan on consuming an absolute shitload of alcohol this month.