Bev’s Bionic Broccoli

Today, I am thankful for broccoli-heavy recipes.

I know you’re probably thinking, “What the shit, Bev?”, but hear me out.

Two weeks ago, I accidentally bought two 35-pound¹ bags of fresh broccoli. (#ClassicMistake) I hadn’t opened the second one, and it seemed to be holding up well, so I did some Googling today, and found some broccoli-heavy recipes. (One can only eat so much steamed or roasted broccoli)

I may do a fair amount of frivolous spending, but I am Smoke Goldenstein’s daughter, and if there’s one thing I don’t like, it’s throwing away food.

Oh, and you know what else I’m thankful for? Cheese. 

Bev in the kitchen tonight: halves recipe, as she’s cooking for one. Maintains recipe directions for cheese.

-Beverly Danger Goldenstein

¹35-pound is probably an exaggeration. But these were big bags of broccoli, y’all. You could easily fit an infant inside of each bag. And if you did put an infant inside of one (or both) of the bags, maybe he/she could help you eat some broccoli.