HBD to da MamaG!

OK, all, I am rising above all the Christmas cookies and Coors Lights I’ve been consuming to bring you a very important (albeit very brief) post.

It’s MamaG’s 60th birthday, y’all! We’re off very shortly to celebrate the same way we do every year: by consuming MaidRite sandwiches at her favorite sandwich shop in River City (biggest city near Mayberry). If you’ve ever wanted to buy a pound+ of ground beef (with special spices) slapped/spilling out of a grocery store hamburger bun for $1.75 or so, this is your place. 

I really must go now. I can’t find my brush, and if I show up to MamaG’s birthday party without my hair brushed, this blog (and its proprietor) will be toast.

Oh, and add my brush to the list of crap I’ve lost on this trip… namely, my phone charger. So, if you’ve had a hard time getting a hold of Bevvy G, there are several factors weighing in: 
a) no charger- i.e.: phone dangling off the battery cliff at all times
b) 40+ family members in town for the holidays (and constant events)
c) said Christmas cookies and Coors Lights

OK, I literally have to go get ready so MamaG doesn’t have to murder me for being late to ground beef sandwiches on her birthday.

Happy Birthday, MamaG!

Love,
Bev (and all of my readers)

P.S. Stay tuned to Bev’s Instagram for pictures of the sandwiches later. You really may be blown away.