2017

2017 is starting off very well here in Mayberry, and I hope you all had a great first day as well. This has been the busiest holiday season of my whole life, and after today’s final ‘event’, things should start calming down (read: I might make it an entire day without cheese and/or alcohol soon). For now, I am gearing up for one last party (I hope it’s a good one) and getting all of my shiz packed up to head back to MyCity early Wednesday morning.

I promise to have some good holiday recap posts up soon, including MamaG’s surprise 60th par-tea, rural bar crawl photos, and general Goldenstein debauchery.

But for now, I’ll leave you with one Smoke-ism from the last two weeks. (and, yes, there are more):

“Lookie here, Bev. I never could grow a handlebar mustache, but check out these brows.” 

Oh, how I wish you could all check out the brows. They’re really somethin’!

Happy New Year to all!

-Bev

P.S.- Note: I didn’t say “Happy New Year’s” because I’m not a goddamn underachieving drunken pinheaded numbskull who couldn’t pass third grade. #PetPeeve