Honey, I’m Home!

Bev is back with a brand new look, y’all. (Hopefully, you noticed that) My tech team and I have been hard at work for a little less than a week to bring you the new look with a small amount of new content. 

My tech team includes, but is not limited to:
-Me (kinda)
-My girl, Edith Weatherby (also known as EWeath)
-My other girl, Melva (who has her own kick-ass blog… contact me for details. Giving the link here may give away Bev’s identity. We can’t have that until this baby goes viral and I can quit my job.)
-My LiveChat support team of Ramzeen (9/10), Rashwin (10/10), and Anujna (2/10) you’ll hear more about these guys later this week
-Coors Light, Leinenkugel’s Cranberry Ginger Shandy, Chardonnay

Along with all of the new features here, there are still a few small tweaks coming, but I really wanted to launch today, and I’m running a bit behind on making it to some social commitments this evening. It’s not every day that Bev is late, and I’m sure some of you may be wondering what happened to make me become my own personal pet peeve.

This happened.

I saw this purse in a smoky blue color at one Target. Obviously, I want it in black (why do people make things in other colors?). My (piece of shit) phone died and I couldn’t snap a pic, but had the lovely employees write down the item number for me, and called two more Targets. It turns out that this purse is an actual unicorn, and is basically nowhere to be found. I got my girl, Linda, on the case (she always has the best luck at Target), and I tried one more Target, where I found THE purse in cognac, but same issue on finding in black- unicorn. Nothing online. Nothing in other stores. No item number to be found. If you can find this Mossimo purse in black, I’ll buy you a Coors Light. If you don’t like Coors Light, I’ll buy myself one, and you can watch me drink it while holding my fabulous new bag. Please note the really cute (and very thorough) Target employee holding the bag. I wish I could buy her a Coors Light too.

Anyhoo, I have to run because, well, I’m still late. I really wanted to launch the new site today though, because I am hanging out with two of my favorite girls, Fawn and Anastasia, tonight, and I’m turning our chill sesh into a Bev launch party. They don’t know that yet, but I have a few party supplies that I’ll be bringing for the par-tay, and mostly… I want an excuse to drink the bottle of sparkling Rosé I bought myself to honor this momentous occasion.

As I type this, I am not sure how to “remove” my “under construction” notice, and actually do another post, so if this gets posted any other time than Saturday, January 21, 2017, I will be pissed. And I’ll probably have to either a) go up and edit my list of tech team members to add another live chat support person, or b) bother EWeath. Again.

-Bev