In the last five minutes, I have:
*sneezed so hard I came within what had to have been a millimeter of a wall corner.
*opened a loaf of bread to grab a slice for a pre-gym snack, only to find it half-covered in mold. It’s possible I purchased that bread in 2016.1
*They say bad things happen in threes, and I am essentially terrified to be walking around right now.
-Bev
1This relates to another great Bev idea, which is another post: singles’ grocery store. You heard it here first- and don’t steal my idea, you bastards. Post with details on my store coming soon.
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