Movie Pet Peeves

There are certain things about certain movies that really chap Bev’s ass, and I think it’s high time you knew about it… I happened to catch the end of The Sandlot this morning, which brought up one of these great American travesties…

Bev, like every other red-blooded American girl, grew up with a pretty huge crush on Benny. Come on. BUT WHY COULDN’T THEY FIND A HOT ADULT BENNY FOR WHEN HE STEALS HOME AND WINS THE GAME FOR THE DODGERS?

SERIOUSLY.

In addition, why, WHY does Carrie Bradshaw buy Louise from St. Louis the most god-awful bag Louis Vuitton ever produced? That scene makes me want to vomit.

And, in every white girl’s Bible movie, Clueless, why does Cher blame her bad steering skills on her shoes?

“Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”

“I am. You try driving in platforms.”

YOUR SHOES DON’T AFFECT YOUR STEERING, CHER.

OK. I feel better now. I’m sure this post will be continued someday when I think of more things that drive me bonkers, but for now, I’ve got makeup to apply, beer to drink, and a baseball game to watch.

-Bev