Pro Tip

Spring seems to have officially sprung, which means I’m retiring my black leather bag for a few months, and loading my wallet, keys, Motrin, and asinine amount of mint Chapstick into my spring bag.

To match the season, you’re probably thinking. No. Because I’m going to a baseball game tonight, and my spring bag has a hole in the lining, and I can sneak cans and mini bottles in there, and they don’t get caught in security, and then I can just buy one overpriced drink at the game before I reach into my magic Mary Poppins bag and refill the ball park’s receptacle to my liver’s delight.

Remember this one, guys. Trust me.

If there’s one thing I teach you, let it be this one. Please.

-Bev