Am I the only person on this planet who feels like…. it’s always Coachella? Like, wasn’t it Coachella like a month ago? And last weekend? And this weekend? 4th of July Coachella? Christmas Coachella? Christ.
The only thing that’s good about Coachella is that Beyoncé was there. And by ‘there‘, I mean she most likely stayed in a 5-star resort miles away, was dropped in for a day by heli, and then got the hell back out of there and took a shower in diamonds at said resort.
Tell me more about Coachella when Kim joins Bey for a break from their diamond showers for a day of fringe in the desert. And for the love of God, stop posting your ‘Coachella outfits’ on social media. (Unless you’re Kim or Bey)
Hippies. Not Bev’s jam.
I feel like I need to wash my hands after writing this post. (not in diamonds. yet.)
-BG
6 Comments
Linda
April 23, 2015 at 11:32 amThe Mr. Blake Gilmore also said, “WTF is Cochella!” I died! Love this!!!
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
April 23, 2015 at 9:08 pmNO THANK YOU, BLAKE GILMORE!
Betty
April 20, 2015 at 9:38 pmMy guess about Jack Diclesby is NM!
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April 21, 2015 at 6:42 amI gave him a name to use! I’ll have to ask him though…
jack dicklesby
April 15, 2015 at 8:12 pmwtf is a cochella?
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
April 16, 2015 at 6:50 pmI don’t know who you are, Jack Dicklesby, but I love you.
REVEAL YOURSELF!