A Night in the Life of Bevvy G

Bev, upon first alarm in the morning: “Shit.”

Bev, upon last alarm, and finally getting in the shower in the morning: “Ugh.”

Bev, at 9:30 a.m. at work: “Jesus, I can’t wait to take a nap.”

Bev, when she could nap: “Ya know, what if I nap and then I can’t sleep tonight? I’ll just go to bed early!”

Bev, crawling in bed (maybe early, maybe not): “Has that chick from work worn that dress twice this week? Remember those wafer cookies that Smoke loved that were made in Fon du Lac, Wisconsin? I wonder if they still make those. Remember your crazy old boss, McKeel? God, she was crazy as hell. I wonder if she’s still alive. Are you going to the gym tomorrow? *checks MindBody app on phone* I really want a mortar and pestle. What are they used for? I’m not sure, but they’re cool. What is Wayne’s last name? I mean, I know it’s Garth Algar, but Wayne ______ ? *Google informs me- Wayne Campbell* What ever happened to Debbie Matenopoulos from The View?”

And people wonder why I drink. Try living this for one day, people.

SQUIRREL.

-Bev