Still Miss Goldenstein

Around noon today, I thought that the funniest part of my day was going to be the two dudes in front of me at Chik-fil-a who ordered $35 of food (happy 420 y’all!).

That was before I started getting calls, texts, and emails from coworkers, congratulating me on getting married this weekend. Obviously, I was pretty confused at first, but after a few minutes, I went out to the parking lot, and sure as shit, some colleagues painted ‘Just Married’ and ‘Honk 4 Love’ all over my damn car, and the rest of my coworkers took it and ran.

I spent my entire afternoon laughing my ass off, explaining to colleagues that I am not, in fact, married (or having a baby). I fully expect a wedding cake on my desk when I walk in tomorrow, or I quit.

Off to binge-watch Swamp People. Because another little-known fact about Bev? She loves shows where people speak English, yet require subtitles. #ChootEm.

‘Til death do us part.

-Bev