Kinky Grandma (NNSFW)

*NNSFW means NOT not suitable for work, if you were wondering….

Well, guys, Grandma did get kinky at the lake, but not in the way that you might expect after one drinks Bacardi…

Just cracks me up. And I am sleeping well, knowing Grandma’s (and Grandpa’s) liquor cabinet is fully stocked, whenever they choose to crack into it!

In other news, my trip to Mayberry is wrapping up, as I am set to leave Friday morning. I’m sure I’ll have a few more updates from here in the next few days and weeks, but for now, I am pretty excited about Friday and possibly Saturday night(s). You see, my best friend from college recently moved to a city in between Mayberry and MyCity. I am so happy that she and her husband and kids will be closer, and in a very convenient stopping place for me when road trippin’ between my homes. Anyway, I call this friend “Mom” (and many other variations of mother…) and she has been exploring her new city…

Note for those of you less familiar with the Midwest, Hy-Vee is a grocery store. So, depending on where you live, this would basically be equivalent to planning a night out with your bestie at Publix, Albertson’s, Trader Joe’s, or Kroger…

Needless to say, I can’t wait to meet Diane.

-Bev