I wasn’t even going to post today, but then I set bacon on fire on my grill, and I felt like you guys should know.
Bacon.
On fire.
Like, flames.
-Bev
P.S.- No Bevs, bevs, or other living things were injured during this debacle1 and the bacon pan is currently cooling before I throw that bastard in the trash. (I did pick out about 1/3 of the salvageable bacon, though. That shit ain’t cheap.)
1Well, maybe some grass.
*Edited to add: I had to finish up this post so I could go eat dinner and apply ointment to my curling iron burn from last week. I’m really on fire here, guys.
**Edited again to add: I can’t find the burn ointment and I’m just going to go to bed now.
8 Comments
Marcella
August 16, 2017 at 9:38 amI am completely double sicked out. Burns. Pig meat. Girl. Help yo self. Rice in rice cooker.
At first I thot you were outdoors grillin bacon before work. Then I really would hafta come check ya.
Bevvy G
August 16, 2017 at 8:20 pmI am picturing Bev in Cousin Eddie’s garb, manning the grill at 5 am.
Edith
August 15, 2017 at 8:59 pmI hope you’re sleeping after finding the burn ointment! Oh, and Bacon in oven is way safer. 😉
Bevvy G
August 16, 2017 at 5:37 amI DON’T LIKE MY HOUSE TO SMELL LIKE BACON, GUYS.
Betty
August 15, 2017 at 8:44 pmI’m with Mama G… bacon on a grill???
Bevvy G
August 16, 2017 at 5:37 amI don’t like cooking smelly foods in my house. Last week, I made a sweet potato curry soup in my crock pot and I plugged it in outside.
Mama G
August 15, 2017 at 8:10 pmBacon on a grill??? Yikes!
Bevvy G
August 16, 2017 at 5:36 amYou know my OCD ass HATES smelling up my apt with bacon! I thought I’d found the perfect solution!