Mucho Confuso. Muchas Problemas. Ayuda.

Pretty fitting that my last post was bovine-themed because it turns out the color of my hyperlinks is now the same color as calfshit. I mean, I had all my colors all sorted out when I did the Bev Revamp like a year ago, and the hyperlinks are SUPPOSED TO BE GRAY but they are most certainly BabyDiaperGoldishTan and I am NOT happy. I am going to have to schedule a tech session with my girl, Edith, as soon as possible.

Edith, please get in touch with Kris to schedule a FaceTime session in which I scream and swear, then give you my password and watch you fix my life.

Thanks in advance.

-Bev

Guys, like literally, I had the code (or some number?) of the color of gray I used for my hyperlinks. It’s written in my blog notebook (which I never use) and everything. Then something changed and everything has gone to shit. Calfshit! 

I feel like I kind of thought the links were coming up as calfshit gold but I just thought maybe it was because I had very recently visited the links on this computer- again, sometimes I just don’t think about bad things- see last post and Boogeyman reference. So I finally checked my own blog from my phone to find the hyperlink dumpster fire. Oh, and yes, I did include an excessive amount of links on this post so that we all have to look at the calfshit more. #masochist

I’m going to go ahead and bet that that GIF at the top is just a picture and not moving?!?!?!. I literally know nothing. I think I’ve gotten GIFs to animate here before? Maybe once? Am I wrong? What is happening? Who gave me the keys to this blog?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Live look at me, blogging:

Edith. Melva. Nina. Jesus. Someone. Anyone.