The Name Game

This is a friendly reminder that your Goldenstein pet peacock name submissions are due tomorrow evening¹. I am going to throw it out there that I am quite possibly one of the most indecisive people on this planet (a classic Goldenstein trait) and there may be a tie, a 3-name poll, etc. I’m already torn between three names, and we’ve got over twenty-four hours of voting left guys.

Oh, and when I say tomorrow evening, I remain vague for several reasons:

1. I don’t want to call out a certain time zone and make you think I live there. This might give away my real identity and get me fired from my day job. It might also make my truly anonymous Instagram stalking/following impossible. Ain’t nobody got time fa ‘dat.
2. God knows what my Sunday will entail and what time I’ll actually get to it. Stay tuned for a Monday evening champragne delay (holy shit, see what I did there?).
3. I don’t really ever know what time it is. I accidentally changed my car clock an hour ahead instead of an hour back, so it’s off by two hours, I haven’t changed my oven or microwave clocks yet, so they’re one hour ahead, I can’t remember if my computer changes automatically or not, and my watch battery hasn’t worked since June. I mean, I do always have my phone handy, but I have no clue what time it is ever right now.

Happy voting, everybody!! 

-BevvyG

¹This is contingent upon one of my besties being able to come up with a name before then. She knows very easily how to sway the judge’s heart, and voting will not be closed until she has made a submission.