And May All My Pain Be Champagne…

Guys, do you know what this picture is?

It’s the beginning what could be the best night of my life, that’s what. I mean, baked potato and bacon soup, a pumpkin whoopie pie, a bit o’bubbly, and lancets of my very own? All to be topped off with a shot or two of ZzzQuil? Put a fork in me, ‘cuz I. am. done.

(I promise to lance before I pop the bottle¹)

-Bev

¹That is a lie and we all know it. But I do promise to lance before my second glass.