Weekend Update

Saturday: 10 hour brunch with a big group of besties. Somehow, I spent $3.50 + $12 on an Uber, and came home with an extra $27 in my purse. 

Quote of the weekend: “I liked her before Facebook.” Seriously… HOW TRUE IS THAT? Shoutout to Minerva, the birthday girl for coining the best, most true quote of all time.

Sunday: Woke up feeling like shit, so I immediately went and got a breakfast burrito the size of an infant. Then I had to babysit (painful), and was going to meet a friend in town for ‘a’ drink. 3 more meals, 65 or so beers later, and I certainly spent my $27 from Saturday and more.

Monday: Ate a box of Pizza Rolls for lunch, and then went to the grocery store. In desperation to make up for my weekend of debauchery, my fridge is now stocked with… a watermelon, a cantaloupe, three grapefruits, five containers of blackberries (I know- WTF), three containers of raspberries, an apple, a plum, and two lemons. Yes, I do live alone. And, yes, I am flying to Chicago in three days. If you need me, I’ll be… eating fruit, I guess.

-Beverly