It

Me, for the last six months or so (due to not watching a ton of TV and the miraculous invention of DVR, rarely sees full TV commercials): God, why is everyone so afraid of It? I mean, clowns aren’t even scary and there’s a red balloon flying around. Big whoop.

Me, tonight, after watching (between my fingers) a 2-3 minute trailer for It before my Redbox movie starts: *pisses pants, forgets name for half an hour, anticipates not being able to sleep until 2021.*

-Bev

P.S.- Welcome to 2018, guys! I know it’s been a while since I posted here, but I’ve been working hard on my New Year’s Resolution, which is to become a lipstick wearer. Yes, you read that right. And, no, I haven’t actually been working on it, but that really is my resolution. More on that to come. Anyway, I’m off to watch my movie. I know you might be thinking, WTF, Bev hates movies. And you would be correct, but we’re hangin’ tight on Day 12 of Whole30 and Bev needs activities that don’t involve obsessively organizing her home and/or planning vacations. Also, more on that to come.