Cousin Gertrude turned 30 this week and a big crew of family and friends had planned to head to a major city near Mayberry for a 90s-themed bar crawl, but the Midwestern winter/Mother Nature laughed in all the partygoers’ faces as she dropped like a foot of snow and ice on the area. Now, as you may have surmised, the Pages and Goldensteins spirits can’t be dampened by a few heaps of snow, and the fam-bam just brought the 90s-themed bar crawl to Mayberry (Henning House, specifically) instead. Bevvy here was pretty bummed not to have been there and was having a serious case of FOMO as the pics and Snapchats from the party were rolling in.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to party with this version of Justin and Britney? (Timmy and Keith)
Bessie was Momming it up in these shorts and she and Alfred really upped their shoe game for the weekend…
And Aunt Sue brought the heat (as usual) with her Simpsons fanny pack.
A real highlight was G-Unit Uncle Bart who mascara-ed in a faux beard. Please note the Allen Iverson shirt, which for some reason, absolutely slays me.
However, as usual, the real star of the show was our old pal, Smoke Goldenstein. Check out this 90s gear. And that ain’t even a costume.
-Bev
3 Comments
Loretta
April 16, 2018 at 8:10 pmThe absolute star. I can’t even handle it. 😂
Mama G
April 16, 2018 at 7:59 amA good time was had by all! 2nd celebration in a week! Happy 30th!
Agatha
April 15, 2018 at 9:28 pm😀