ChiTown

I head to Chicago tomorrow night for a long four day weekend, and the excitement is mounting. A weekend reuniting with some of my college besties, as well as some important events happening….

*Derby Weekend
*Mayweather/Pacquaio Weekend
*NFL Draft in Chi

Man, I can’t wait to wander around and ogle 22-year-olds in their physical prime hang out with my besties in the Windy City. But for real, the agenda includes a Friday Cubbies rooftop (hi, unlimited food and beer), Saturday brunch with bottomless mimosas + two martinis (thank you for stepping up the game, Chicago!), looking for a top 10 pick to impregnate me, Sunday chillin’ with some deep dish, and Monday lunch with a friend from high school. 

Last time I went to a Cubs rooftop, I almost had a panic attack due to not being close enough to a bathroom in an extremely hungover state (vomit was imminent), ripped a bunch of skin off my toe with an errant bathroom door at a Wrigleyville bar, and puked on my friend’s counter.

Wish me luck! (either in the not puking on myself thing, or for the finding a millionaire husband thing…preferably both)

-Beverly Goldenstein (Winston?*)

*Just kidding. I’d never marry that idiot.