STSS? MTSS? Who knows anymore…

I’m going to take a short break in posting news from The Small Town Sentinel, because we’ve received a pot of gold from another nearby paper- this one a paper out of River City with a much larger circulation. 

The day this article was published, I received emails from Uncle Bart and Mama G with an hour. Actual title? “Pasta salad evidence leads to stolen vehicle arrest in Swale.”

I mean, sweet Jesus.

Can you imagine how pissed you would be if you got arrested because someone found your Walmart Deli Amish macaroni salad

-Bev

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6 Comments

  • Reply
    Loretta
    August 20, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    I can’t even. Simply amazing.

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      Bevvy G
      August 26, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      Right?!?!

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    Anastasia
    August 20, 2018 at 11:08 am

    This is too much

    • Reply
      Bevvy G
      August 26, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      Simply the best.

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    Tmully
    August 20, 2018 at 8:58 am

    He admitted to stealing the truck and said they shouldn’t be mad he brought it back and put gas in it!

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      Bevvy G
      August 26, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      I just hope he paid for the macaroni salad!

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