STSS

This week’s STSS isn’t really a funny one, but we could all use a feel-good story every now and then, right?

Well, enter, Frank B.

Frank B., 80, left his home near Mayberry in his 2001 Buick LaSabre one night and went missing. There were some sightings of Frank at various gas station in the tri-state area (one at 3:30 am!), and eventually, Frank B. was found in the next state over.

Phew.

Hope all is well, Frank B.

Edited to add: I don’t know Frank B. and I don’t think I even know anyone who knows Frank B. I’m just glad Frankie was found alive, guys. I’m not so glad that they put his story on the last page of the paper though. Come on, Small Town Sentinel. You’re better than this.

-Bev