Bev’s Beholden, Day 2

You.

You know what else I’m thankful for?¹

I’m thankful for my cousin Bessie and her husband Alfred and the “fast food taste test” they completed with their niece (cousin Gertrude’s daughter), Livvy. (You may be familiar with Livvy from this)

They literally had Livvy over for a sleepover, went to all the fast food restaurants in town for burgers, nuggets, fries, and desserts, and then blind-folded her and she got to rank her favorites.²

Basically, I’m grateful to Bessie and Alfred for my next party theme. Comment on this post if you’d like an invitation.

-Bev

¹I think that ending a sentence with “thankful for” sounds pretty shitty, but I’m too tired to come up with something better, and I did find this:

So at least I’ll be able to sleep at night.

²Oh, and here’s the rundown of Livvy’s rankings (because you know you want to know):

*and, yes, my cousin Snapchat group is called The Twits.

*and, YES, my phone is on Do Not Disturb at 8:28 pm.