Bev’s Beholden, Day 6

I’m so, so, SO thankful that today is Election Day. And not because I live in a free country where I’m allowed to vote (though I’m also thankful for that). I’m mostly thankful that (all of you and) I will stop receiving unwanted calls, texts, emails, letters, carrier pigeons, and Morse Code messages telling me to vote for this twat or that twat.

Cheers, AmIRight?

**Edited to add: I’m also glad I won’t have to look at any more Instastories or posts of these idiots and their stickers. Dude. We get it. You voted. We voted. Everybody voted. I really don’t need to see your polling place, your envelope, your sticker, or your stupid face, OK? Cripes.