Bev’s Beholden, Day 16

I’m thankful that I didn’t melt my retainer down to a nub with my hair straightener today.

I’m also grateful for my retainer. I mean, my teeth aren’t perfect, but I’m forever indebted to Smoke and MamaG for dropping the cash to fix them when I was in middle school, and I ain’t lettin’ these things go back.

I’m also extremely grateful for my keen sense of smell, which helped me save the retainer from being obliterated into a plasticky liquid all over my bathroom counter this morning.

Oy vey.

-Bev