Will the Real Adam Levine Lambert Bryan Shelton Please Stand Up

There was a time in my life when I thought Adam Levine and Adam Lambert were the same person. Then, last night, I had to Google whether Adam Levine was in Maroon 5 (I know) and there was a little window where I thought maybe he was dating Gwen Stefani. But I think he’s just on a show with Gwen Stefani’s boyfriend, who I think is Blake Shelton. And I sometimes think Blake Shelton is Luke Bryan (I supposedly saw Luke Bryan’s pickup in a studio parking lot in Nashville this summer, but I told everyone it was Blake Shelton’s)… but it always turns out that I don’t know who Luke Bryan is.

Basically, who in the world is Adam Levine?

And, while we’re at it, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

– Bev